HELICOPTER

HELICOPTER

SARDAR KA ABBU MAR GIA DOST NE POOCHA KA KESE MARE 
SARDAR: HELICOPTER KA PILOT THA SARDI LAG RAHI THI TO PANKHA BAND KAR DIA.

1200047-bigthumbnail cats-friendship-wallpaper-with-quotes-wallpaper-1024x640 b7828ed1e4bd67ce6f4c7bee940d338e Best-Friendship-Love-Wallpaper

Give me the Ans

Give me the Ans

1) Your Love? 

2) What’s your Lover name? 

3) YOur Best Friend? 

4) Sab se hassen Lamha? 

5) What you are Thinking in Free Time? 

6) Koi Songjo app pe fitt hota hay? 

7) koi Hasrat? 

8) What I am to you?nice-love-wallpaper beautiful-flower-for-friendship-1024x640 38570_1_1115 10102 9102 8102 7106 6117 5135 4153 3183 2271 1397

 

Na Tum Bolo Na Me Bolon

Na Tum Bolo Na Me Bolon’

Juda Hona Hi Thehra To 
Gilay Kaisay Shikayat Kya 
Juda Ho Jayen Chupkey Se 
Na Tum Bolo Na Main Boloon 
Hamare Bol Perne Se 
Judaayi Phail Sakti Hai 
Hawa’on Main 
Fiza’on Main 
Judaai Zaat Main Bher Lein 
Chalo Ham Is Terha Ker Lain 
Kisi Sunsaan Raste K 
Kisi Bhi Morre Per Dono 
Juda Ho Jayen Chupke Se 
Na Tum Bolo Na Main Bolon 
Hamare Bol Parney Se 
Judayi Phail Sakti Hai?

sad-lost-love-inspiring-hd-for-free dced7dxck 161733 love-sad-wallpaper-full-hd-6 386020_293644204004780_100000776071640_736732_915305809_n

MUJHE AISI *DUA* DENA

MUJHE AISI *DUA* DENA

Diya Khud Se Bujha Dena 

Hawa Ko Aur Kiya Dena? 

Sitarey Nochney Walo! 

Falak Ko Aasra Dena 

Kabhi Is Taur Se Hansna 

K Dunya Ko Rula Dena 

Kabhi Is Rung Se Rona 

K Khud Per Muskra Dena 

Main Teri Dastras Chahon 

Mujhe Aisi Dua Dena 

Main Tera Barmla Mujrim 

Mujhey Khull Ker Saza Dena 

Main Tera 

“Munfarid Sathi’ 

Mujhey Hatt Ker jaza Dena 

Mera Sar Sab Se Ouncha Hai 

Mujhey Maqtal Naya Dena 

Mujhe Acha Laga “MOHSIN” 

Usey Pa Ker Ganwa Dena…! 

Dark-Sad-Black-HD-Wallpaper tears_in_eye_sad_love_wallpaper e848432665ed328d3fa4e3e8f6b6d4b8 1597351

Ehd-e-Mohabbat

Ehd-e-Mohabbat

Dastan Likh Raha Tha 
Ehd-e-Mohabat Tor K 
Kaghaz Per Aansuon 
Ki Jagah Chor K 
Raat Jo Me Likhne Betha 
Teri Wafa Pe Ghazal 
Alfaz Samne Khare The 
Hath Jor K??????

sad-cat-hd-wallpaper the-sad-world-inside-us 51a8a02a7ec9123134 hd-sad-wallpapers-6-300x187

Apne Aap Se Rootha Hua Hun

Apne Aap Se Rootha Hua Hun

Nahi MujhKo Shikayat Ab Kisi Se 

Bus Apne Aap Se Rootha Hua Hoon 

Bazahir Khush Hun lekin eik sach bataon? 

Main Ander se bohat 
“TOOTA” Hua Hoon.M~E.

sad_pill-t2 sad-love-quote-facebook-timeline-cover-png-t2 sad_3d-t2 keanu-reeves_00411362

Uski ‘Yaadein’ Satati Hain

Uski ‘Yaadein’ Satati Hain

Usay Kehna!! 
K Main Bohat Khush Hon, 

Bus, 

Uski Yaadein Satati Hain, 

Uski Doori Ka Gham Nahi Mujhe, 

Bus, 

Zara Palkein Bheeg Jati Hain?

Sad-Man-With-Umbrella-Walking-In-A-Lonely-Street-Digital-Art-Artwork sad_danbo-t2 Hd-Sad-Wallpapers-3 sad_panda_painting-t2

SMS BIRTHDAR

SMS BIRTHDAR

‘Aaj SmS Ka Birthday hai,, 

Apny inbox ka sub se khobsorat SMS bejo,, 

Ye sms her tarf send kro or dekho k kis k inbox se khobsoratn sms aata hai,,,, 
replyt zaror karna…. 

birthday-11a happy-birthday-full-hd-wallpaper-graphic birthday-hd-wallpaper

Meli Pyali Behan

Meli Pyali Behan

 

Cutiest Proposal: 
Prep Clas Kids; 
Boy:Oye Tu Mele Shath Shadi 
Kale Gi? 
Girl:Nhi 
Boy:Pleesh 
girl;Naee Na 
Boy:Maan Jao Na 
Pleesh 






Funny-Animal-Monkey-Expression-Wallpaper-HD animals-hd-wallpaper-funny-cute-wallpapers-for-desktop-a-l-ibackgroundz beautiful-moments-of-funny-animal-hd-wallpapers Funny-Animals-hd-Wallpapers-2013_5Meli Pyali Behan Nai Ho..’

 

hunters

hunters

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?”. The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says “OK, now what?”‘

Dog-Funny-Animal-HD-Wallpaper funny-animal-hd-wallpaper-2014 Cat-And-Beer-Funny-Animal-Wallpaper-HD Cat-Funny-Animal-HD-Wallpaper

YAAAAD

YAAAAD

Ye Ansoo ye Gham kam nahe hon geye,, 

Ye Yaadain ye Lamhay har paal nahe hon gaye,, 

Bitaa lia kro kuch paal hamary sath,,, 

Bohat Yaaad kro Gaye Jub hum nahe hon gaye….!! 

1712050 Birthday-quotes-hd-wallpapers-2 Beutiful-Birthday-hd-wallpaper-1024x576 Happy-BirthDay-Candles-Cream-On-HD-Wallpaper-For-Desktop

GHAIB DAMAAGH PROFESSOR

GHAIB DAMAAGH PROFESSOR

Aik professor ne apni Biwi se kaha ,dekho tum har waqt mujh per ghaib damaaghi ka ilzaam lagaati ho ,laikin aaj main saleem ke ghar se apni aor tumhaari dono ki chatriaan(umbrela)uthaa laya hoon,Biwi…Laikin hum dono mein se koi bhi wahan chatri le kar nahi gaya….

Love-Hurts-Wallpaper-e1337173136922 Love-Hurts-Wallpaper 8T8RyXyTX

BAHADURI

BAHADURI

Aik aurat aik dental surgen ke paas gaye aor boli mujhe aik daant nikalwaana hai,Mujhe jaldi hai,apni fees bataye.Dentist ne apni fees bataye aor aurat ne kaha yeh to bahut zayda hai.dentist ne kaha is mein daant ko sunn karney wali dawai ki fees bhi shaamil hai..Aurat ne kaha koi baat nahi aap dawai ke beghair hi nikal dijye..Dentist ne kaha aap bari bahadur aurat hain…Aurat ne kaha daant main ne nahi mere SHOHAR.. ne nikalwana hai,jo bahir betha hua hai *L*

 

If u are in tension”

If u are in tension”

Keep one photo of ur wife in ur pocket, when you are in a tension, just take out the photo from pocket, you will feel that there is no tension biggest then this.

Sad-Love-Boy-Hd-C-Cool-N-Gi-Nh-Ng-O-1891867 Love-Sad-Wallpapers-HD love_island-t2

Love Day SMS

Love Day SMS

When you love someone, it’s nothing.
When someone loves you, it’s something.
When U love someone & they love you back,
It’s everything.

 Loves-day-Quotes-Images-HD-Wallpaper-greetings-free-download Valentines-Day-Wishes-Wallpapers-Free-HD-2014 happy-valentinesday_sms rose-day-2013-3 Happy-Valentines-Day-Ring-Images-2014-HD

Love Day SMS

Love Day SMS

Tere Bina hum jeena bhool jaate hain… 
Zakhmon ko seena bhool jate hain.. 

Tu zindagi main sabse azeez hai hamain.. 
Tujhse har bar yeh kehna bhool jaate hain.

Happy-Valentines-day-Love-HD-wallpapers-2819-29 Valentines-Day-2014-Love-Sms-Messages-For-Couples 3d-love-wallpapers Happy-Valentines-Day-2014-Wallpapers-2812-29

Punjabi SMS

Punjabi SMS

Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,
koi dukh tere nere vi na aave,
hor ki dua manga rabb to,
tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!

 

BOMB ALERT

Nissan-Skyline-Wallpaper-Photos-HD hd-wallpapers-widescreen-2 creation-HDBOMB ALERT

(Breaking news) 
Abhi Yblock aur Jail Road pe 2 car deikhi gai ahin jin main Dhamaka khaiz 




Buchian hain 

Haso na 
Labo un ko :-)

 

 

Hindi SMS

Hindi SMS

Pahala : Mere dadaji ki itani badi ladamani thi ki 
sari duniya ke jaanvar usi me chara kha lete the 
Dusra : Bus ? mere dadaji ke pass to itna bada 
bambu tha ki wah aasmaan ko be chu leta tha. 
Pahala : Kyun fenkata hai,tere dadaji use rakhte kahan the? 
Dusra : Tere dadaji ki ladamani me.

 

Kabhi naraz mat hona

Nature-Pink-Love-Wallpapers-HD Colorful-Wallpapers-Of-Love hd-love-wallpapers-cool-desktop-background-images-widescreen beautiful-love-hd-wallpapers-beautiful-desktop-background-images-widescreen love_abstract_design-wideKabhi naraz mat hona

“KABHI NARAZ MAR HONA”

Gilay chahe boht krna..

Rulana or boht larna !

Suno naraz mat hona !

Kbhi aisa jo ho jay !

Key teri yad se gafil !

Kisi lamhe jo ho jaon !

Bina dekhe teri surat !

Kisi shab main jo so jaon !

To sapno main chaly aana !

Mujhey ehsas dila jana !

“SUNO NARAZ MAT HONA”

Kbhi aisa jo ho jaey !

Jinhain kehna zarori ho !

Wo mujh se lafz kho jaein !

Anaa ko beech mat lana !

Meri awaz ban jana !

“KABHI NARAZ MAT HONA”

Wìth / cärè

Eid-Mubarak-HD-Wallpaper-For-Windows-9 Eid-Mubarak-HD-Wallpapers-Pictures-Images-Free-2 2013080813759480831180834639Wìth / cärè

Wìth / cärè
Wìth / lövè

Wìth / smilè

Wìth / präyér

Wìth / cöncèrn

Wìth / $öftness

I wish U

Very\ nice

Very\ fine

Very\ sweet

Very\ great

Very\ happy

Very\special

EID MUBARAK

 

A pakistani & an ame

A pakistani & an ame

A pakistani & an american met on a plane & had a bet that if pakistani fails to ans his ques he must give 5$ & if american fails he has to give 500$.

Amrcn: whats the diff b/w earth and moon?
Pakistani silently gives 5$.

Pakistani: which is the animal with 3legs, goes to the mountain and returns with 4legs?

The american searches for 2hrs in laptop & gave 500$ n asks
Wats the ans?

Pakistani again silently gave 5$

8c8RB6gcX funny-background-picture-4 Funny-Cool-Wallpapers-Funny-Stuff-1-600x450 wpid-funny-love-couple-background-hd-wallpaper2

 

 

Eid is an auspicious

Eid is an auspicious

Eid is an auspicious occasion of giving and sharing,
A time when whole atmosphere is filled with mirth.
Wishing u all & ur family a very GLORIOUS DAY of EìD.

 

Shah Jahan ne TAJ me

Shah Jahan ne TAJ me

Shah Jahan ne TAJ mehal ki
Her khirki,
Her deewar,
Her meenar,
taj_mahal_agra_india_hd-normal Taj-Mahal-Wallpapers-1 Taj-Mahal-wallpapers-in-indiaHer chez ko dekha,


Aur bola.




Maa kasam, 







bohot kharcha hogya bachi k chakar me..

 

(ChanD MubaraK) ZiL

(ChanD MubaraK) ZiL

(ChanD MubaraK)

ZiLHaJ Ka ChanD Nazar Aa Gaya Hai…!

10 ZiLHaJ
28 November
Saturday Ko
InshaALLAH
“EiD-uL-Azha”
Ho Gi…!
So in advance 
*EID MUBARAK*

eid-mubarak-cute-pink-orange-colour-hd-wallpaper-eid-card eid-mubarak-full-HD-wallpaper Eid-Mubarak-Heart-HD-Wallpapers 54564_sonandmoon_big

Larki ek baba G se

Larki ek baba G se

Larki ek baba G se: Baba G dua karein meri Kisi smajhdar aadmi se shaadi ho jaye.

Baba G: Ghar chali ja beti..,
Smajhdar aadmi kabhi shaadi nahi kartey..

funny-bears-doing-human-things-20-600x454 Funny-Baby-Cute-Full-HD-Wallpaper-4 baby-duck-wallpaper-nrctcod5-e1392584092868 world_most_amazing_pictures-4

Come on yar

Come on yar

kaha ho yar
.
.
.
.
.
?eid-mubarak-HD-wallpaper-iphone-2014- new_hd_eid_mubarak_card_pictures_wallpaper-800x600 Eid-Mubarak-Full-HD-Wallpaper-pc-1024x819 eid-34v HD-Eid-Mubarak-Islamic-Wallpapers-Pictures-Photos-and-Cards-Collection-2012_007 happy-eid-mubarak-image-wallpaper
?
?
?
?
choro sareY kaAm
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
Aao mill ker manaiy
EID Ki Sham

 

2 Choohay

2 Choohay

2 Choohay Darakht pe bethay thay.

Neeche se ek Hathi guzra..

Ek Chooha hathi pe ja gira..

Doosra chooha bola:

“Daba k rakh salay ko, Main bhi aata hon…

 hd-wallpapers-of-funny-2 funny-wallpapers-for-desktop-4 Funny-hd-wallpapers-3 Funny-Stuff-Cool-3 funny_pictures_wallpapers download-funny-pictures-1

EID MUBARIK

Eid-20Mubarak-20Hd-20Wallpapers012 Eid-Mubarak-green-hd-desktop-wallpaper1 hd-deskto-size-eid-mubarak-wallpapes Eid-Mubarak-Flowers-HD-Wallpapers-2013-Fb-Facebook-Pics-BeautifulEID MUBARIK

R U Waiting 4 
My Msg? 
.-*-. 
( ‘.’ ) 
=(,,)=(,,)= 

Shoo Shweeeeet.. 

Dont Worry. 

How Can I 
Forget U? 

HERE Comes 
My Wish. 

Eid Mubarak